This site has some of the funnier church bulletin typos and grammatical mishaps. My favorites:

“Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.”

“Don’t let worry kill you-let the church help.”

“The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.”

“This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.”

“Marriage: An Institution To Be Endured.”-The subject of a sermon that should have read, “An Institution To Endure.”

And finally,

“Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”

t/p: ironic catholic via god, media and more.