Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!

Or perhaps Oy vey! Oy vey! Oy vey! would work better.

Comes now before this honorable court one Ted Haggard, former megachurch pastor and former president of the National Association of Evangelicals, and his long-suffering wife, Gayle, to discuss — AGAIN — Ted’s daliances with a male escort, drug use, betrayal, heterosexuality “with issues” …. never mind, you know the drill.

The AP has word this morning that the Haggards will make an appearance on an upcoming episode of Divorce Court. Because, you know, we haven’t enough about Haggard’s woes and misdeeds. Be sure to set your DVR.