25 things you didn’t know about God

This mock Facebook page has a little fun with the Passover Haggadah, the story of the Jews’ exodus from Egypt that’s retold each year. For example: 25 things you didn’t know about me, by God 1. Guilty pleasure: Smiting people. 2. I had another universe once, it was so much better than this one. But […]

This mock Facebook page has a little fun with the Passover Haggadah, the story of the Jews’ exodus from Egypt that’s retold each year.

For example:

25 things you didn’t know about me, by God


1. Guilty pleasure: Smiting people.

2. I had another universe once, it was so much better than this one. But I got really wasted one night and lost it in a game of craps. 🙁 I’m never doing that again.

3. In my old universe, the really cool one, the dominant species was a race of hyper-intelligent beetles. It was so cool. Unfortunately, when I lost that universe I also lost the beetles-as-master-race patent, so now I have to settle for primates.

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