COMMENTARY: Handicapping the religious players

(UNDATED) Sports teams that want to remain competitive conduct internal reports analyzing their strengths as well as spotlighting areas needing improvement. If religious communities in America did the same, here’s how those internal reports might look. TEAM CATHOLIC needs to recruit more Spanish-speaking men and women to serve as priests and nuns. The sexual abuse […]

(UNDATED) Sports teams that want to remain competitive conduct internal reports analyzing their strengths as well as spotlighting areas needing improvement.

If religious communities in America did the same, here’s how those internal reports might look.

TEAM CATHOLIC needs to recruit more Spanish-speaking men and women to serve as priests and nuns. The sexual abuse scandal has damaged clergy morale and created anger among laypeople, some of whom have left the church. Parochial schools, once the team’s crown jewels, are shrinking in number even as the number of non-Catholic students is increasing in some cities. Many Catholics believe the Vatican “front office” must quickly adapt to new demographic, technological and media challenges. While lots of team loyalty remains, it is being severely tested.


TEAM EVANGELICAL has had a heady run for 30 years, but the glory days of rapid congregational growth and wedge-issue electoral victories — guns, God, and gays — are over. Aging managers Pat Robertson and James Dobson are no longer winning political contests, and younger team leaders like Rick Warren want to play in a different league that addresses poverty, global ecology, and even gay rights. Once accustomed to easy wins, Team Evangelical is currently in a slump due to overconfidence, internal dissension, and morally irresponsible financial and sexual acts by some of its leaders.

TEAM LIBERAL PROTESTANT, once the dominant spiritual force in the U.S., needs immediate help in all phases of its game. The team has a rich legacy of major seminaries, splendid libraries, and spiritual luminaries from previous decades, but it cannot coast on the winning record of the past. Many younger Americans are not choosing this team, and are “playing” elsewhere. If Team Liberal Protestant wants to remain viable in the religious major leagues, it needs to return to the basics and rebuild from the ground up. Perhaps the team will become smaller in size, but it will have more focus.

With the election of Barack Obama, TEAM BLACK CHURCH has an extraordinary opportunity to expand its national influence. Many team leaders are charismatic, issue-oriented and know how to play in the larger American spiritual and political arenas. But the team’s major weakness is that many men between 18 and 40 are absent from the team roster; they need to be aggressively sought out, signed to lifetime “spiritual contracts,” and given key positions on the varsity squad.

TEAM MORMON continues to grow in size, but still faces sharp questioning from critics like Baptist minister turned politician Mike Huckabee. Mitt Romney’s recent run for the Republican presidential nomination forced the former Massachusetts governor to “explain” his religious beliefs and those of his church. His efforts were awkward and Romney failed to stop the broad based suspicion of his religion. The team was also not helped by continuing reports of polygamy and the posthumous baptizing of non-Mormons.

TEAM EASTERN ORTHODOX is frequently perceived as a collection of “ethnic” churches — Greek, Russian, Ukrainian, Romanian, and Serbian — that does not welcome newcomers. Though small in numbers, the team has, however, attracted new members from other Christian groups because of its ancient liturgy and traditional theology.

Like every other faith community today, TEAM JUDAISM confronts a severe financial crisis, and because its members are a minority living in a friendly sea of acculturation, group identity and continuity are the team’s major concerns. Currently, there are four major Jewish denominations, but observers predict the fiscal crunch combined with the Reform movement’s turn towards increased religious tradition and observance will ultimately create two major teams on the Jewish playing field: Orthodox and Progressive. Team Judaism is also inextricably and passionately committed to the security and survival of Team Israel; a group that plays in the turbulent and violent Middle East league.


TEAM ISLAM has three distinct sets of players: African-Americans, Arabs, and “Indo-Pakistanis.” Many in the latter two groups are immigrants and are only now learning the U.S. religious “game.” Because of Muslim extremists in many parts of the world, Team Islam faces mistrust and suspicion from much of the American public.

TEAM ATHEIST is becoming better organized and is gaining both publicity and visible members in the U.S. It seeks a permanent place in the religious big leagues, and clearly is a team to watch in the years ahead.

(Rabbi Rudin, the American Jewish Committee’s senior interreligious adviser, is the author of “The Baptizing of America: The Religious Right’s Plans for the Rest of Us.”)

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