Complete with image of Madonna and Child. Watch this video by Molotov Mitchell (aka “the guerilla warrior of Judeo-Christian political commentary”) and see for yourself.

“This mistress was different. She not only showed Newt a good time. She also convinced him to convert to Catholicism. Oh, ya didn’t know any of this? Oh Yeah, Callista’s quite the missionary. First Lady material all the way. Mothers and fathers of America, Newt and Callista are the last role models we’d want our sons and daughters to look up to.”

There’s a lot else of course. And the guy who’s circulating the thing all over Iowa, Pastor Cary Gordon of Cornerstone World Outreach in Sioux City, has himself endorsed a Catholic, Rick Santorum, who Mitchell subtly pitches in the video. But nevertheless, the card has been played.