(RNS) It’s mid-December, about the time Holiday Hostility Syndrome clicks in. You know the symptoms – a freakish aversion to “Jingle Bells,” a refusal to attend yet another cookie decorating party and frequent expressions of “Is it January yet?”
Holiday greeting cards are expressing HHS with increasing frequency. Here is a selection that manages the line between naughty and nice.
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Card created by Kiss Me Kwik
“It’s all about me!!” card, photo by Kimberly Winston.
But we knew that already. Card by
Kiss Me Kwik.
Card created by Sapling Press
“Dear Mary” Christmas card, photo by Kimberly Winston.
Best. Atheist. Christmas card. EVER. Card by
“Are we there yet?” card, photo by Kimberly Winston. Card created by Zeichen Press Design & Letterpress
Three Wise Men, indeed. But did they stop to ask for directions? Card by
Zeichen Press Design & Letterpress
“It would not take long for the madness of Winter to descend upon the little house.” Photo by Kimberly Winston, card created by Zeichen Press Design & Letterpress
Remember “The Shining?” Merry Christmas! Card by
Zeichen Press Design and Letterpress.
Card created by Blue Barnhouse
Monkey card, photo by Kimberly Winston. Card by Blue Barnhouse.
Hey, it’s better than getting another ugly Christmas sweater. Card by
Card created by McBitterson's
“Christmas AND his birthday” card, photo by Kimberly Winston. Card by McBitterson’s.
That Jesus is one lucky guy. Card by
Card created by Lady Pilot Letterpress
“Oy Vey!” card, photo by Kimberly Winston. Card by Lady Pilot Letterpress.
You and me both, Santa! Card by
Lady Pilot Letterpress.
Card created by McBittersons
Kitten card, photo by Kimberly Winston.
You have your orders. Card by
Card created by Dee & Lala
“Merry Buckin’ Christmas.” Photo by Kimberly Winston. Card by Dee & Lala
YOU HEARD ME. Card by
Dee & Lala.
Card created by Bald Guy Greetings
“Happy whatever Religious Holiday you celebrate in December” card, photo by Kimberly Winston.
Merry Christma-Hanu-Kwanza-Solsti-kkah from Religion News Service! Card by
Bald Guy Greetings.
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