Dinesh D’Souza, convicted felon, does a scare video on Hillary Clinton

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Screenshot from "Hillary's America"

Screenshot from "Hillary's America"

Who are these Democrats? It’s a question convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza has presumably been asking for a long time, and it appears that he still doesn’t know the answer. Likely upset that Donald Trump has, of late, stolen some of his thunder, D’Souza released the trailer yesterday for his new film, Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic PartyYou can watch it here:

The trailer puts D’Souza in the middle of a True Detective-like hunt for …the soul of the Democratic Party? The Truth? His innocence? It’s hard to tell. It opens with stirring images of men in red capes riding white horses, a rally for famously corrupt Chicago mayor Richard J. Daley, and D’Souza himself staring at a wall of images connected with string, like Carrie made when she was hunting Brody in Homeland. You know, before the affair.

Pounding drumbeats and loud synthesizers play behind vignettes of a light flickering in a parking garage, a person silhouetted against the window of the Oval Office, Dinesh D’Souza recreating his mugshot? I would think you wouldn’t want to remind your audience that you are a convicted felon, but in this case D’Souza is relying on a very particular narrative: “It all began when the Obama administration tried to shut me up,” he intones while the viewer watches an artfully-shot prison fight.

Screenshot from "Hillary's America"

Screenshot from “Hillary’s America”

“What did I learn?” D’ Souza asks. “All crime is about stealing. The big criminals are still at large,” we hear, as Hillary Clinton’s testimony about her email controversy plays on a small screen. Keeping in mind that D’Souza has built a career on uninformed punditry and feigned ignorance, you might think that this was pretty damn low of him. You would be right, but like a horse turd at the bottom of a lake, he sinks lower still. 

Screenshot from "Hillary's America"

Screenshot from “Hillary’s America”

That’s right: Dinesh D’Souza made a civil war reenactment video to prove that the Democratic party is corrupt because Andrew Jackson was a smarmy slave-owner and because some Democrats supported slavery. “Why has all this been swept under the rug?”  “To cover the tracks of the Democratic party.”

What group of people regularly creates their own ridiculous argument and gives an equally ridiculous answer? Children. I once argued with my mom at the Jewel-Osco to get her to buy Pop Tarts because they seemed so delicious (frosting for breakfast!). The next morning I realized I couldn’t stomach more than one bite, so I took the Pop Tart with me INTO THE BATHROOM because, I told my mom, it was so good I didn’t want to be without it while I peed. Then I crumbled it into tiny pieces and flushed it down the toilet. Dinesh D’Souza is 10 year-old me and this video is his Pop-Tart. Except it’s not his first Pop-Tart. There was Obama’s AmericaThere was The Roots of Obama’s RageThere was America: Imagine the World Without Her, a book whose cover featured a giant tidal wave overtaking the Statue of Liberty in a scene that looked like it was ripped straight out of Deep Impact.

Dinesh D’Souza traffics in fear. The crazy thing is, there is enough scary stuff going on in the world that a person could make an honest living out of fearmongering–but D’Souza’s particular agenda requires him to create paper ghosts to haunt an already-terrified public. No one is covering the tracks of the Democratic Party. We hardly ever talk about how Andrew Jackson killed a man in a duel for his wife’s honor, but that’s because it is a matter that isn’t particularly relevant for the political climate we’re in today, not because we are trying to cover it up. Jackson and many Democrats have done terrible, reprehensible, unspeakable things. The history of Jackson’s slave ownership, of Democratic corruption, of Tammany Hall–it’s all there, in textbooks. I learned about all of it in AP U.S. History, in my public school.

But this election cycle, the Democrats aren’t the ones running a racist, xenophobic, politically inexperienced candidate who has said he would like to deport all 11 million undocumented immigrants in America. The Democrats aren’t running a candidate the majority of whose supporters want the Confederate flag to fly again above Charleston. The Democrats aren’t running a candidate who says Mexico sends rapists and criminals to live in the United States.

I am tempted to never take Dinesh D’Souza seriously. The man hawked his friend’s fake Christmas tree, for God’s sake. I am also tempted never to take Donald Trump seriously, but that has proved to be naive.

“What if the goal of the Democratic party is to steal the most valuable thing the world has ever produced?” D’Souza asks (are you following how he asks inane and despicable open-ended questions to imply that his version of the truth is likely?). The camera zooms out and we are looking at America. “What if their plan is to steal America?” Camera zooms in, first to D’Souza’s skeptical face and then to a Dear Leader-style image of Hillary Clinton speaking in front of a giant portrait of her own face — an image that D’Souza’s team at D’Souza media cobbled together. It’s an enormous straw woman of D’Souza’s making. And only one person in this whole video — I’ll let you guess who — has actually been convicted of stealing anything. It’s not Hillary.

 

  • alison

    D’Souza lost all his credibility with me when he shared a hotel room with a woman he was engaged to while still being married to another woman. “He didn’t understand that this was wrong.” Ugh.

  • Ibrahim

    I don’t understand how this is religious news?

  • Jack

    Dinesh D’Souza was once an intellectually serious guy who decided at some point to traffic in the nonsense alluded to in Laura Turner’s blog entry above.

    As for Laura, well, I can’t recall her writing an intellectually serious post. I think she is capable…..she just thinks it’s for nerds.

    I can picture her writing this one in between popping sounds of the bubble gum she’s chewing. Maybe her dream is to journey back in time to middle school and get a second chance to connect with the cool kids she’s still trying to please.

  • yoh

    Adultery is bad but !ying on behalf of Christian Republicans and embezzlement was OK? Some set of priorities you guys have? /s

  • Tyler

    Dinesh is one of the top christian apologists and debators

  • David Lloyd-Jones

    Tyler,

    The word you’re looking for is “Christianist.” I agree with you that D’Sousa is good at what he does.

    -dlj.

  • Tyler

    Yes he is good at what he does, though I’m actually not a fan of his at all. I’m on the other side of the debate.

  • Debbo

    This article is just as serious as the doofuss Ms. Turner is writing about. By that I mean she gives him all the decorum and respect he deserves. Good story, Ms. Turner. I want to give you extra kudos for this: ” . . . like a horse turd at the bottom of a lake, he sinks lower still.”

    Hahahahahahahaha! Thank you!

  • Re: “… D’Souza is relying on a very particular narrative: ‘It all began when the Obama administration tried to shut me up,’ he intones …”

    Yes little Dineshie. We know. The big bad Barack HUSSEIN Obama put a gun to your head and FORCED you to make illegal campaign donations to Wendy Long, and then he FORCED you to make false statements about it.

    Yes. It’s all about that nasty, vile, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. It’s all his fault. He went after you over your politics … even though there are millions of other angry Rightists all over the country whom he’s never prosecuted for election-finance fraud. Yep. Has to be! Can’t be anything else!

  • Jack

    Debbo, you’re making my point well — about the writer, that is.

    Now if only time-travel were possible, we could send Laura back for a second try at impressing the cool kids.

    Maybe the “horse turds” phrase would do it.

    And then again, maybe not….

  • Jack

    Well, yes, that was one of his prior incarnations.