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Hey Readers!

Most of the letters that come into the Father Knows Best mailroom concern both big and challenging subjects, stuff that’s impossible to respond to in just a few words. I’m grateful for that; this column is only as good as your questions. Every now and again, however, we do get questions which allow for briefer responses. I’ve been saving them up. This week, therefore, I present Father Knows Best’s Annual One-Sentence Answers to Your Questions.

Hey Rev!

What’s your favorite color?

– Please Pick Red

Dear PPR:

Blue.

Hey Rev!

Do you know the muffin man?

– The Muffin Man, The Muffin Man

Woman walking on a a road with high heels

Dear TMM, TMM:

The one who lives in Drury Lane?

Hey Rev!

Are there high heels in heaven?

– Wondering About Heavenly Footwear

Dear WAHF:

Yes, but in heaven they’re called heels in the highest.

Hey Rev!

Do you ever think of being something other than a priest?

– Steve

Dear Steve:

Ever since I was eight, I’ve wondered about being a ninja, but that hasn’t worked out so far.

Hey Rev!

Where’s God during the yucky stuff?

– Mr. Yuck

Dear Mr. Yuck:

Right in the middle of the yuckiest part.

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