“I know I might look like a preacher, but I’m not. Here’s how you can tell whether someone’s a preacher or not: if he gets up and says some words and passes a hat for you to put money in, that’s a preacher. This is free. This is free of charge, which proves I’m not a preacher.”

— Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the family at the center of A&E’s Duck Dynasty, in his new book, “Happy, Happy, Happy”