(RNS) It’s mid-December, about the time Holiday Hostility Syndrome clicks in. You know the symptoms – a freakish aversion to “Jingle Bells,” a refusal to attend yet another cookie decorating party and frequent expressions of “Is it January yet?”
Holiday greeting cards are expressing HHS with increasing frequency. Here is a selection that manages the line between naughty and nice.
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But we knew that already. Card by Kiss Me Kwik.
Best. Atheist. Christmas card. EVER. Card by Sapling Press.
Three Wise Men, indeed. But did they stop to ask for directions? Card by Zeichen Press Design & Letterpress
Remember “The Shining?” Merry Christmas! Card by Zeichen Press Design and Letterpress.
Hey, it’s better than getting another ugly Christmas sweater. Card by Blue Barnhouse.
That Jesus is one lucky guy. Card by McBitterson’s.
You and me both, Santa! Card by Lady Pilot Letterpress.
You have your orders. Card by McBitterson’s.
YOU HEARD ME. Card by Dee & Lala.
Merry Christma-Hanu-Kwanza-Solsti-kkah from Religion News Service! Card by Bald Guy Greetings.