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Why God and Ben Franklin pick the Pats

The New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles at the line of scrimmage for the snap during an NFL football game at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Mass., on Dec. 6, 2015. (Winslow Townson/AP Images for Panini; caption amended by RNS)

(RNS) — This year’s Super Bowl pits the New England Patriots (again) against the Philadelphia Eagles. For many years, I’ve been using biblical and other Jewish sources to pick the winner, and I’m almost always right. Of course, being a lifelong Patriots fan kind of stacks the deck in my favor. Last year’s pick of 34-31, Patriots was almost spot-on.

At first glance, it would seem Philly might have a case. After all, in the Bible, the eagle is referenced over 20 times. In most cases, this majestic bird is seen as a warrior, swooping down on its prey (see Deuteronomy 28:49, Job 9:26 and Jeremiah 48:40, for a few examples). The eagle is also seen as unclean and detestable (Leviticus 11:13), maternal and protective (Deuteronomy 32:11 and, most famously, Exodus 19:4), youthful (Psalms 103:5), bald (Micah 1:16) and mysterious (Proverbs 30:19).

The Talmud emphasizes the eagle’s speed and agility, and its spread wings have come to symbolize arms outstretched in prayer. The Hebrew word for eagle is “Nesher,” which has also been an honorary title for a great person. Maimonides was called “ha-Nesher Hagadol,” the “Great Eagle.”

Although the eagle has its good side, it was primarily seen as the symbol of Israel’s enemies, most especially Rome. During Herod’s reign, a golden eagle perched above the Temple gates caused much consternation among the Jews living there, until it was eventually cut down. More recently, the eagle became the symbol of Poland and Prussia, and later Germany — all seen as foes of the Jews (somewhat offset by the American eagle).

So while there would seem to be plenty of evidence to suggest that the Eagles have divine support in their great quest next Sunday, the Patriots’ case is stronger.

Benjamin Franklin portrait by Joseph Duplessis circa 1780. Image courtesy of Creative Commons

Let’s start with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. There is a clear etymological connection between “patriarchs” and “Patriots.” So we’ve got the fathers of monotheism on one hand, and the fathers of our country, on the other, an uncanny convergence. And they had a lot in common, not the least of which is that Patriot owner Bob Kraft’s brother is named Avram (Abraham, in Hebrew).

The patriot most noted for having left Boston to live in Philadelphia was Ben Franklin, whose footsteps were retraced by current Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie, a Bostonian Jew who wandered from Chestnut Hill to Chestnut Street. Yet Franklin, Mr. Philly himself, is the one who most opposed the eagle as a symbol of America. Here’s an excerpt from Ben Franklin’s letter to his daughter on the subject.

“For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.”

Patriots fans will note that the Pats have beaten three consecutive bird-teams for their most recent Lombardi trophies: the Eagles, Seahawks and Falcons. But Franklin would not have picked any of them as the nation’s standard. Among birds, Franklin preferred the turkey, a New England bird if there ever was one – and Plymouth Rock is only 38 miles from Foxborough, as the crow flies (if he is flying over the traffic on I-495).

Three early American rattlesnake depictions include: (top) Benjamin Franklin’s “Join or Die” cartoon, first published in the Pennsylvania Gazette in 1754; (middle) a rattlesnake on the $20 bill issued by Georgia in 1778. The Latin motto (Nemo me impune lacesset) means “No one will provoke me with impunity”; and (bottom) the Gadsden flag, used during the American Revolution, and more recently associated with libertarianism and the Tea Party movement. Images courtesy of Creative Commons

Franklin actually proposed that the rattlesnake become the symbol of this country. Why?
“She never begins an attack, nor, when once engaged, ever surrenders: She is therefore an emblem of magnanimity and true courage.”

Hmm. Sounds much like the way the Patriots respond to trash-talking by their opponents. But there’s more:

“As if anxious to prevent all pretensions of quarreling with her, the weapons with which nature has furnished her, she conceals in the roof of her mouth, so that, to those who are unacquainted with her, she appears to be a most defenseless animal; and even when those weapons are shown and extended for her defense, they appear weak and contemptible; but their wounds however small, are decisive and fatal. Conscious of this, she never wounds ’till she has generously given notice, even to her enemy, and cautioned him against the danger of treading on her.”

This describes the Pats to a T: They never appear as lethal as they really are. They are always respectful of the enemy. They tend to fall behind in big games (28-3 last year, if you haven’t heard) and then overtake their opponents in the end.

And finally, this observation from Franklin about the rattler: “In winter, the warmth of a number together will preserve their lives, while singly, they would probably perish.”
Nothing defines the Patriots’ team concept better than that. Sixteen winters ago, when this dynasty began, they were the first to insist in being introduced at a Super Bowl together, as a team.

So, to summarize, Ben Franklin, the Patron Saint of Philly, did not pick the Eagles. He picked the rattlesnake — an animal that in Hebrew, by the way, is called a “Peten.” “Peten” sounds a lot like only one team currently alive in the NFL … and it ain’t the Panthers. Plus, the Patriots actually used to have a player whose name is David Patten.

Yes, even Ben Franklin would have picked the Pats.

The score? For that I turn to Proverbs 30:

“Three things are beyond me; four I can’t understand:
the way of an eagle in the sky,
the way of a snake on a rock,
the way of a ship at sea,
and the way of a man with a young woman.”

Although the Hebrew word for “snake” here is “nachash” and not “peten,” we can look at the order of the numbers: three comes before four, and eagle comes before snake. So the Eagles will score three and the Patriots four … touchdowns.

PATRIOTS, 28. EAGLES, 21.

The New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles will square off in Super Bowl 52 on Sunday in Minneapolis. Graphic by Kit Doyle

(Rabbi Joshua Hammerman is the spiritual leader of Temple Beth El in Stamford, Conn., and the author of “thelordismyshepherd.com: Seeking God in Cyberspace.” The views expressed in this opinion piece do not necessarily reflect those of Religion News Service.) 

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  • What a delightfully gentle take-down of two over-valued pastimes!

    But then, like most Brits, I can’t find any reason to enthuse about either American Football or religion.

  • That’s pretty good. :-))

    America, where Our beer is cold and we play football with the correct ball. Proof that there is a God.
    🙂🍺🏈

  • “The Talmud emphasizes the eagle’s speed and agility, and its spread wings have come to symbolize arms outstretched in prayer.”

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to never bet against the spread.

  • Fine with me. I wish more of your countrymen shared your lack of enthusiasm. Then perhaps the NFL would quit scheduling games in London and I wouldn’t have to get up at an ungodly hour of the morning to watch them.

  • You realise that the effect of chilling a drink is that is causes the taste buds to close, thus minimising their effectiveness – something many regard as essential when downing what passes for beer in the US and Australia.

  • Some, but not all. The NFL does their market research and they know that American football is growing in popularity in England. It may not be your cup of tea, but there it is.

  • Its a very slow growth.

    I went to watch an American Football game in Taunton in the early 1980s.

    I will grant you that, as it appears on TV, American Football is a tad less boring than rounders.

  • Perhaps because we are a little further down the slope from Empire and greatness (not necessarily the same things) we, some of us at least, are comfortable with poking fun at ourselves – and seeing what the reaction is.

    I, for example, dislike beer and never drink tea.

    It would be a boring world if we were all the same, wouldn’t it!

    Toodle-pip.

  • “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it HOLY..” The Sabbath was changed to Sunday, in the new testament, to commemorate the Lord’s resurrection. It is now called the Lord’s Day. Church, prayer, helping others, resting, OK. Football? Probably not so much.

  • More proof that your god does not exist. Eagles 41, Patriots 33 !!

    Prophets were invented by ancient scribes typically to keep the uneducated masses in line. Today we call them fortune tellers.

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