News flash!!!! The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the secret plan of the Jews and Masons to take over the world, is true after all! It must be true because I read it on the Internets. The Forward, the flagship Jewish newspaper in New York, says the Elders have all retired and moved to Florida. I swear!
Those wacky kids up at The Foward are at it again with their annual Purim edition that is, shall we say, a creative interpretation of real news. I knew Purim was all about getting drunk, but I never realized it was a Jewish version of April Fool’s Day.
Either way, there’s some good stuff in the current edition of the DRAWKCAB (get it?):
Rahm Emanuel’s Guide to Down-to-Earth Parenting
Alex Rodriguez Admits to Kabbalah Use
Wonka Factory Receives Hekhsher (that’s kosher certification for all you goyim)
